Wanted in connection to several heinous acts, including, but not limited to: broom theft, misuse of a magical item, brattiness, sarcasm, defiance, escaping forced labor, obliviating an unsuspecting party, and so much more. A reward is offered for evidence leading to her capture. Lulu must be stopped from spreading any more tall tales and specious nonsense about her beloved aunt, the Wicked Witch of West Texas, through the work of some hack writer named Zelda del West, whose handiwork is visible here. So to that end a reward is being offered. Lulu must not get away with her cruel campaign of defamation against me. The reward itself shall depend on how accurate the information given might be.
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Reward Offered for Whereabouts of Lulu Lopez
Wanted in connection to several heinous acts, including, but not limited to: broom theft, misuse of a magical item, brattiness, sarcasm, defiance, escaping forced labor, obliviating an unsuspecting party, and so much more. A reward is offered for evidence leading to her capture. Lulu must be stopped from spreading any more tall tales and specious nonsense about her beloved aunt, the Wicked Witch of West Texas, through the work of some hack writer named Zelda del West, whose handiwork is visible here. So to that end a reward is being offered. Lulu must not get away with her cruel campaign of defamation against me. The reward itself shall depend on how accurate the information given might be.
To offer tips use the comment section of this post.
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